Planer för helgen blir antagligen att be mamma köra mig så jag kan köpa cigg, sen sitta inne hela jävla helgen och bara glo. På Heechul. Och lyssna på Heechul. Och strunta i att R-knappen på mitt tangentbord är borta.

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Har lyssnat på endast den här låten sen igårkväll. jelp snela
Står ej ut med Donghaes allt. Får ont i magen.


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Pick 12 random slashable characters in any order:
1: Siwon
2: Heechul
3: Sungmin
4: Donghae
5: Eunhyuk
6: Gackt
7: Eunhyuk
8: Henry
9: Zhoumi
10: Kyuhyun
11: Yesung
12: Hankyung

Now answer the questions under the cut. No peeking at them until you create your list!

1. Does 10 strike you as a voyeur and/or an exhibitionist? [Kyuhyun]
Kanske en smula~~

2. Who in all the multiverse would 11 most likely bottom to? [Yesung]
Humm. Alla utom mig. :s

3. Would you rather do 3 or 5? [Sungmin, Eunhyuk]
Sungmin, jfc

4. Which of 4 and 1 would you rather have do you? [Donghae, Siwon]
Donnnnnggghaaaaeeee

5. 12 and 2 are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that happens during this encounter. [Hankyung, Heechul]
"Umm, this isn't rather comfortable.."

"Just shut up and deal with it, Chul."

6. How much would you pay to see naked pictures of 11? Have you? Where can the rest of us find these pictures? [Yesung]
A lot. As long as I could afford it. And you wouldn't find them anywhere in sight, because they're mine. I'd only share with Jemz bb.

7. Where are 5 and 9 most likely to have sex? Who on your list is most likely to write a trashy novel about it? [Eunhyuk, Zhoumi]
China

8. When 12 masturbates, they think about... [Hankyung]
Lady Heehee ♥

9. What is 11's favorite sex toy? [Yesung]
A spinning, vibrating, pink dildo with flower pattern

10. Come up with a title for a 12/7/1 threeway. Would you read it? Would you write it? What would some of the warnings be? [Hankyung, Eunhyuk, Siwon]
Title: May Jesus wash your sinful souls.
Read it: Y. E. S.
Write it: Nononononoono no no no N 0.
Warnings: Bad language, spanking... sex.... the end.

11. Who's more likely to be tied up during consensual sex, 2 or 6?[Heechul, Gackt]
chulbb♥ in my bed etc

12. If 11 and 3 are carrying on a torrid and forbidden love affair, who's most likely to spill the beans? What would the other person do to retaliate? [Yesung, Sungmin]
Sungmin would zpill dose beenz.

Yeunng would show him the wrath of the Turtle God.

13. As a birthday present, 7's longtime lover 4 offers to do whatever 7 wants in bed. What's 7's secret birthday wish? [Eunhyuk, Donghae]
o m g . Eunhyuks eviga önskar lär ju vara.. Att Donghae toppar. HAHA. Fu jag vene. BDSM.

14. Choose a food item for 4 and 12 to use together. [Donghae, Hankyung]
Marshmallowfluuhuuhuhuuufffffff. över. all. t. på hela geng.

15. 8 and 4 are in a full time relationship. Who's the top? [Henry, Donghae (obs varför är donghae med i exakt alla frågor)]
I'd say Donghae. Because Henry is such a forever bottom slut~ kekeke

16. Which fetish is 9 least likely to indulge? [Zhoumi]
Idk.. Not a fetish really, but I wouldn't think he's into trashy men women.

17. What would you do if you had 8 naked, willing, and ready in your bed? What would 5 do if they had 8 naked, willing and able in their bed?[Henry(8) and Eunhyuk(5)]
I would be surprised. In a good way. And I'd kill myself because my bed squeekz like a fucking pig so.. China.

Eunhyuk would just be sad.

18. What wouldn't 10 and 4 tell their friends about their sex life, assuming they had both a mutual sex life and some friends? [Kyuhyun, Donghae]
Role paying, obviously.

19. 10 gets a tattoo to declare their eternal love for 9. Where is it? What does it say? [Kyuhyun, Zhoumi]
HIHI ♥ Something in chinese. Probably like SHUPA MEEN or smthn. And a heart. And Zhoumi in chinese ofc.


20. Imagine that 2 writes an erotic 11/6 fic. What sort of summary might the fic they write have? [Heechul(2), Yesung, Gackt]
......... "kimi ga yo" wtf hahjdsfkjfljrlf what is this pairing even

21. If 2 walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would 8 react? [Heechul, Henryl]
"is he a transvestite or something are they gay"

22. And the obligatory fill in the blanks erotic fairy tale! Change the numbers with the matching names on your list.

9 and 1 are having a quickie in a broom closet when 8 walks in on them. Naturally enough, 8 joins in, first paging 3, who's in the middle of fucking 5 into the mattress. 3 abandons 5 on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and 5, irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous 4 attempts to rescue him/her. But 5 will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where 10 is one of his/her regular clients.

Zhoumi and Siwon are having a quickie in a broom closet when Henry walks in on them. Naturally enough, Henry joins in, first paging Sungmin, who's in the middle of fucking Eunhyuk into the mattress. Sungmin abandons Eunhyuk on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and Eunhyuk, irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous Donghae attempts to rescue him. But Eunhyuk will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where Kyuhyun is one of his regular clients.

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